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April 24, 2024 Astrology Forecast

April 24, 2024 Astrology Forecast

Everything is relative,
To the state of my mind, heart, and soul.
My ability to remain in calm acceptance,
Is my only means of control.

Hola New Paradigmers!

OK, for the wild and crazy folks who like to put their pedal to the metal, step on it, and go as fast as they can, the rest of this month can be exhilarating! Of course, they are usually also the ones who don’t mind hurting themselves a little bit to have a good time. Now, for other more conservative types, the rest of this month may seem like the monkey cage at the zoo, with them safely watching from behind the railing!

It is very much like when the popcorn is in the pan, and the oil is getting just hot enough to where it starts to pop! And Pop! And then POP POP POP!! It is as if we all need a fire under our butts (like Mars moving into Aries) to get us to wake up, POP, and get a move on.

That is the message of this week’s Pele report. We can’t let the outside rule our inside, and illusions and appearances can’t stop us. We’ve incarnated to get something done, and we’ve got to keep on keeping on regardless! And it is only by keeping calm, cool, and content even though the rest of the pops are poppin’ that we walk through the battlefield unscathed. There is magic; it is us. So, let’s tap into that place where love reigns and sing a new song!

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Everything is relative,
To the state of my mind, heart, and soul.
My ability to remain in calm acceptance,
Is my only means of control.

You heard it: after Merc goes direct tomorrow, all planets are full steam ahead until Pluto goes retro on May 2. Who knows what we are in for next, with Mars coming out of chaos to stake a new claim in Aries – the masculine getting more masculine – and Venus settling into Taurus for a bit, the feminine getting more feminine? It will be an interesting rest of the month that could get pretty hectic on the inside and may be best enjoyed from the outside (reminds me of another song maybe for next week).

Another thing about Saturn in Pisces, though, besides signifying the dissolution of old forms, let’s also keep in mind that it is forming (Saturn) new dreams (Pisces) that will be birthed in 2026 when he emerges out of foggy Pisces. So, as our song for this week and the mantra both state, the only constant is change, and no sooner does one form fall apart than another form takes its place. Everything so temporary may make us question whether anything is worth our time and effort anyway.

The answer to that will be different with different people at different times, largely depending on how much of a good time they are having versus how much pain they are in. As the source of all pain is the resistance to change and evolution, living in calm acceptance of what is reduces pain, allows for more joy, and will result in more pleasant experiences, leading us to feel that life really is worth living. Got that? It’s the same as fighting the flow, which will wear you down and out, while going with it will be a fun ride. So, let’s lay our burdens down, cut out the bickering, and get with it. Life is too short to stay bummed!

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So Much Love,
Kaypacha

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