Hola New Paradigmers!

Welcome to Virgo! Time to get it together! If you’ve been wanting to get that body in shape with exercise and a diet, now’s the time! Time to go back to school for many. Goodbye summer (for the northern hemisphere), and hello fall. It’s harvest time, pick it, clean it, get rid of the weeds, and get it to the market before it spoils. Up and at ’em, there’s work to do!

And yeah, that little playful lion/lioness wants to roll over and get their tummy scratched, but sorry, it’s not happening. Especially with aspects like the Venus square Mars this week, an aspect of lover’s quarrels. So if you’re feeling unloved or unappreciated, know you are not alone LOL! There are things about each of us that can be improved, and leave it to those closest to you to notice them, point them out, and tell you to get on it.

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Playtime (if that’s what you think you’ve been doing) is over as the Sun moves out of “Let’s have a good time” Leo into “Let’s get back to work,” Virgo! With Venus already there and opposite Saturn last week and square Mars this week, we’re having Serious Fun, if there is such a thing. One way or the other it’s time to look at, analyze, and heal our relationships both with ourselves and others.

All this under the watchful eye of Saturn squaring Jupiter/Mars. As I’ve mentioned, we’ll be experiencing some “doom and gloom” for the next 9 months or so, and the best approach is to take it as “lessons in being human,” feeling our feelings and realizing our needs rather than punishment for being wrong or not enough.

Ultimately, it’s about growing beyond our self-centered, “it’s all about me” mindset to become wise elders who care for ourselves, each other, the planet, and the future. Just focus on all the skills you are learning to help you cope with and master these crazy realities! The old saying, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,” certainly applies. Hang in there, master yourself, and you have mastered the world!

Haha! What can I say? “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” and “Waterfall (May This Be Love)” are already on the Pele Report Playlist! Dang, so another song that sums up the energy of these days is Landslide by Stevie Nicks.

And last week, can you believe I forgot to mention my fav guy, Xavier, with Ball and Chain?

So Much Love,
Kaypacha