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Coming out of lethargy,
I'm ready to create,
And gather all the money,
As much as it will take.


HaHa! I joke a little in the report about saying the "dirty word" in a "spiritual mantra" lol! But this Gemini Sun/Venus with it's ruler Mercury in Taurus opposite a Scorpio/Mars is about getting down and dirty, telling it like it is, seeing what really is, and getting a move on to get it done. We also have the Virgo 1st quarter Moon square coming up Sunday which is another kick in the butt to "just do it"!

Don't like getting pushed? Don't like the pressure? The old saying is "If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen." Sometimes Life can just be that way. We are in the "kitchen" of planet earth cooking up a New Reality and it may just take some sweat, effort, and money. It's OK, that's just the way it is on this planet. Like a monopoly game we just have some natural laws around here like gravity, time, and polarity etc. We're going to look back and see (and HAVE) some amazing fruits from these labors. Like I say, even as early as August/September...... you'll see...... don't just hang in there.... SWING!

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10 thoughts on “June 8, 2016 Pele Report, Astrology Forecast

  1. went to a (yoga) class the other evening (monday) and was asked to form an intention, per usual, right? before i’ve said love, support, strength.. any number of things.. this week i literally shouted internally “MONEY!” haha, you’re always so right on. xo

  2. i have given away £ 12,000 and some. so why am I sat in a damp riddled, moth eaten flat ( I let 3 moths stay for winter cos of ” don’t kill anything” ) now I have a ruddy big hole in my carpet and carpet shop said cannot get rid of them, will devour all. every night I chase them and squash them !!! ONLY LOVE.

  3. What’s the link for the personalized astrology shirt?

    Thank you and many blessings. I sure do love your work.

  4. I would like to know where to order the natal chart t-shirts as well.
    It’s always a good download listening to the pele report.
    Thank you for your works!

  5. I really value your reports and they add a little pzaz to my life. You seem like a great guy and I wish you all the success with the cooperative. So much love xx

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