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I can no longer lie,
Or continue to pretend,
For every mask I wear,
Destroys me in the end.


I know you know what I'm talkin' bout! It's time to come clean, let it go, blurt it out, get it off your chest, out of your closet, face the consequences and free yourself of all the problems and crap that comes with hiding anything. And then get ready for others to do the same and maybe blow your mind like you blew theirs. Let's all blow our own and each others minds right open to a new understanding and acceptance of what it means to be human. Stop pretending and start laughing haha!

The alternative is to take these times, and these projects, and these people and these relationships oh so seriously and TRY to micro-manage everybody, control all outcomes, react out of fear, lose sleep, become a hypochondriac and need some pills to get through the day.... AAHHHHHHH! Yup, it can get that intense and it is for some of us! Don't let it get you down..... be like a clown after the show and take of all that makeup, get real, and make the deal..... Injoy!
Soul Painting by Lorien!

11 thoughts on “May 25, 2016 Pele Report, Astrology Forecast

  1. I love how you peeled away that dead branch at the end of the video to unveil the nourishing, beautiful plethora of bananas. Mmmmm….. Lovely!

    Straight to the heart of the matter with this report for me. Feeling so much change. Letting go of so many things. Resisting so much of the change. And embracing on the deeper level of me. This is what I want. This is why I’m here…

    Thank you. Here’s to revealing what’s on the inside of our banana peels!!

  2. resonating with your banana comment from last summer! yes, we have to keep being more and more vulnerable and compassionate

  3. OM goodness funny & Intense Brother Kayapacha!
    That is some Awesome ABUNDANT HARVEST of BANANAS !!
    …Surely sharing that load will make many smiles. πŸ™‚ Haha.
    Okay Silly thing…all super cool…might want to move the dragon mask to your families front entrance to keep evil out, not in. At least that’s what we were told and had ours for many years, now it sits close, but literally holds eagle down in it’s mouth and eagle feathers in it’s head along with a couple of owl feathers, a brown boobies etc.

    All that Weather holy moly!
    Gratitudes for sharing FREE in community June 4 th webinar & gifting to public with donation. ~ Nice.
    Saturn & Jupiter cycle … Huh…thank you, again ! πŸ™‚

    Of the times, in the time, so Saturn!!!!
    Ascension & Sirens progress consensus Awake. The Darkest of truth held collectively is really the Kicker that we are all working on.
    Talk about truth, how about this…
    How many of us saw masks float into our consciousness before the bananas & the report and who put them there ?
    Acknowledge then Grounding the energy & quickly figuring out if it is your Own, or someone else’s is a required necessity in letting you Ride the Infinitesimal Waves, so you are Practised and just as prepared for The Big Ones like a KAHUNA.
    (Solid Alignment Wise Core, but flexible.)

    Ari Moshe eloquently expressed it in an “Expert video for NPA community”.
    (Sorry if my recall it is not exact Ari).
    ” I am able to Help you, as long as it is in Alignment and Integrity with my Souls Purpose & Path. ”

    Many alignments oblige this time of work in resilience and adaptability to investigate. Of course many will be born with these alignments and many share some of these alignments too.

    Could be as easy as “righty tightly, lefty loosely” , if you are so inclined. πŸ™‚

    Addictions & Sensitivity. OMG, maybe there is a body of evidence that will support many unable to tolerate their choice of substance as it begins to act like a repulsion, or allergic reaction in pieces processed awake. Wonder if there will be any possibility of moderation. ….Who knows.

    Super Gratitudes for the immense wealth of knowledge “your Soul Shares for Every Soul” in the Weather Report. Lorien clearly saw and manifested that. πŸ™‚

    Infinite Smiles ~ In Lak’ech

    P.S. Giggling that not knowing the upcoming weather is far better for the Introverted Self! πŸ™‚
    Yeah, Words that are built to last are an equation that can be fickle, frail and combustible and in the quickening technology age “POOF” your last word is all that may be remembered, if that.
    Personally the dark ghoulish truth is easy to come by.
    Wisdom is carried in many individual Gates of little deaths.
    Negotiating Gates is Fascinating and witnessing how some do and some don’t, or simply won’t is the human condition. ….Are we still Knuckle walking ? Perhaps it is ground hog day!
    There is so much more to the vulnerability both individually & collectively.
    Yes, it can be tough and it is uncomfortable, at times, as well all grow, but that is the maturity and evolution of this era and hopefully it’s legacy too.

    Namaste ~

  4. Gosh I love you you beautiful soul. You make my heart sing, and peal with laughter. Let’s all be bananas!

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